HASH TRASH WINS RECORD TENTH PULIZTER PRIZE
 
2017 DECLARED "YEAR OF THE COCK" by the "COCK OF THE YEAR"
 
After multiple venue changes and back alley negotiations, SEX CHANGE was successfull in obtaining the services
of the HOODOO GURUS to play background music at the 2017 Capital Hash AGPU.
 
The Run was cunningly set by the outgoing Stand in stunt double GM and his RA. So cunning that the runners got
totes lost on four occasions and only knew where trail was by following and passing the walkers.
And so the city of Canberra was invaded by hundreds of head scratching gaudily dressed middle aged former  
atheletes (Harriets excepted) to the tune of such 1970's pub classics as "What's my scene" and "A thousand miles
away" The run reporter, DICKIE KNEE, used the word "lost" a lot. The walk reporter slipped the word "Sophisticated"
into the conversation.
 
After the shortest and verseless hare song ever (A bloody disgrace) the old committee were assembled, thanked,
handed a cup of nectar in the form of TUN and taken away. Huzzar Huzzar
 
Your new mismanagement is
The Grandest of Mattresses: FRIZZY LIZZIE
Religious Advisor (God help us): CRASH AND BURN
Hash Cash: SUNBEAM
Multi award winning Notes: McTRASH
Hash Dray: WEATHERMAN
Web Master: SQUATTER
Haberdash: The PPs, or it could be BUSHMAN and MATILDA
Hash Horn: GREASENIPPLE
Choir master: SEXCHANGE
Hash Flash: SUELLEN and GREASENIPPLE
Mugs: FLUID MOVEMENT and POP TART
Hash Orgy: FURBALLS
Hash Pyro: ANKLE BITER
Hastorians: DDHD and MIXO
Dogsbody: RAMBO (actually,he's now half a dogsbody)
 
And so, the new reign of terror commenced
The First Decree: All charges against ANKLE BITER will be drunk by GERBILS
The Second Decree: This will officially be known as the "YEAR OF THE COCK"
 
And so it began - Charges
DOUBLE FISTER and NASTY BARSTARD were welcomed as were DICKY KNEE, MANY TONGUES, MITEY, and many
more. SEXCHANGE was charged for hashing whilst scottish, SOFT CENTRE dobbed in BIG BOY for not knowing where
hash was, then demanding that they go home as it all got to hard for him. FLOOMOO was heard complaining about the
amount of bubbles available at the drink stop (bloody hippy), GERBILS was charged - just coz,
Due to the number of rabbits at the drink stop, MIXO was charged for not doing his job.
 
SEXCHANGE copped one for almost not having the Hoodoo gurus as the background music. DOUBLE FISTER, MITEY
APHRODITE and SEXCHANGE were finally outed for talking in the circle. SUNBEAM tried to bring a charge against SC
for interupting his NRL with a venue change text, BOING rebound.
EASY ruined EGOs night. CRYING DICK was charged for cumming under FUDGIT, HIDDEN FLAGON was also charged
for cumming under FUDGIT and FUDGIT was charged for cumming under FUDGIT. 
 
SEXCHANGE was then charged for ruining everyones night. FUDGIT Dobbed, KWINE Dobbed and apparently GERBILS 
has a small cock. (Honestly, you cant make this shit up) 
 
The big Prick went to FUDGET for being under budget, the GM suddenly felt the need to exercise her newly aquired powers
and charged SEXCHANGE with disrespect. 
 
BUSHMAN had a birthday, SOFTY has been seen to leave 450 times, BIG BOY has been seen to leave 650 times.
There was no Cracker of the week
On On to the combined Equinoxical run at the Civic pub next week with the Belco mob.
And remember; Dead moths make great hang gliders for Bull Ants